colonelmustang

fmaobsessed:

colonel-rhea-mustang:

fmaobsessed:

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u can eat me out

wah—

snorts

lawd

i’m gonna get some cereal or something omfg sidjheogsf

y wont u eat me out

i tastey.

fmaobsessed:

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u can eat me out

y do i have 205 followers

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underhawkswings:

colonel-rhea-mustang:

underhawkswings:

colonel-rhea-mustang:

underhawkswings:

colonel-rhea-mustang:

underhawkswings:

colonel-rhea-mustang:

underhawkswings:

colonel-rhea-mustang:

“One bite?”

“Never.”

“I’ll give you a cookie.”

“I ate it all”

“Fix another.”

“Fix your own. You’re a woman, you can use the kitchen.”

“But you’re the woman in our relationship.”

“I’m the man. I wear the pants.”

“I wear pants too.”

“Not uh.”

“I’m wearing pants right now.”

underhawkswings:

colonel-rhea-mustang:

underhawkswings:

colonel-rhea-mustang:

underhawkswings:

colonel-rhea-mustang:

underhawkswings:

colonel-rhea-mustang:

“One bite?”

“Never.”

“I’ll give you a cookie.”

“I ate it all”

“Fix another.”

“Fix your own. You’re a woman, you can use the kitchen.”

“But you’re the woman in our relationship.”

“I’m the man. I wear the pants.”

“I wear pants too.”

underhawkswings:

colonel-rhea-mustang:

underhawkswings:

colonel-rhea-mustang:

underhawkswings:

colonel-rhea-mustang:

“One bite?”

“Never.”

“I’ll give you a cookie.”

“I ate it all”

“Fix another.”

“Fix your own. You’re a woman, you can use the kitchen.”

“But you’re the woman in our relationship.”